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Sean | 19 | Louisville, Ky | I solemnly swear I am up to no good
Just an assortment of the MANY things I find interesting and are important to me
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mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

(Source: allthingspawnee, via heyheyherpes)

brittapperry:

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing

unless you’re at a funeral

(via dcuniversewatchtower)

neometalfaggot:

when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission

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(via notmycupofjoe)

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

(via heyheyherpes)

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: goldenshawty, via notmycupofjoe)

thats-slightly-raven:

when i was 4 my dad asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up and i replied ‘daddy i want to be a cheesecake’ it’s been 12 fucking years and no one has let me forget it 

(via notmycupofjoe)

Being sick in Elementary:Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school:OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College:did I have class today
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